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“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.”

— Anatole France

“Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation’s laws.”

— S.J. Perelman

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

— Samuel Clemens

“Years ago, my mother used to say to me, she'd say, ‘In this world, Elwood, you must be’—she always called me Elwood—‘in this world, Elwood, you must be, oh, so smart or, oh, so pleasant.’  Well, for years I was smart.  I recommend pleasant.  And you may quote me.”

— Mary Chase (Harvey)

You can polish anything—if it's fossilized.

— Barton Felcher